The Republic of The Confederate States of America is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President George Wallace II with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.639 billion Confederates are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Richmond. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Confederate economy, worth a remarkable 1,140 trillion Confederate dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 202,252 Confederate dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,040,819 per year while the poor average 21,466, a ratio of 48.5 to 1.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, and forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Confederate States of America's national animal is the turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Confederate States of America is ranked 9,277^th in the world and 405^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 124 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.